Another day, another viciously anti-gay wingnut caught doing outrageously gayish things under not-the-least-bit sketchy circumstances.
Like the 100% heterosexual leader of the Christian right, Baptist Minister George Alan Rekers, being photographed at the Miami Airport with the hot piece of man tail he hired to help "handle his bags" on an all-expense paid 10-day European f**kcation.
Err make that the "luggage lifting" male prostitute notorious fag hater George Rekers "hired" because his "surgery" prevented him from "lifting bags" and other heavy, awkward objects that aren't male genitalia.
Must be the same surgery that makes you log onto Rentboy.com and pick the profile boasting a "smooth, sweet, tight ass" when needing the absolute best in quality, bag handling services.
Same goes for the "perfectly built 8 inch cock (uncut) and sensual, wild, and up for anything—as long you ask first" attitude Rekers was looking for in his hard-working hired man hands.
Because this is what viciously homophobic evangelical ministers and Family Research Council co-founders do when trolling for secret gay sex with beefy men, while on much needed exotic European/Caribbean vacations from their normal, everyday lives ensuring terrible gays and lesbians do not get the same rights as normal, good straight people (who only secretly have sinful gay sex...on vacation).
Of course, one would think that the driving force behind the whole gay-to-straight conversion miracle of Jesus thing, may have headed to one of his famed retreats himself, to do some exercising of the queer demon growing increasingly powerful and hungry inside him.
Or at the very least, be a tad more discreet when running around Europe and Bermuda with the gay prostitute you just hired (to have homosexual anal sex with), which could be construed as somewhat hypocritical, what with his day job as the mastermind behind almost every queer-bashing, hateful, discriminatory piece of legislation to effectively degrade homosexuality, and deny GLBT rights for oh, the last 30 years or so.
From the Miami New Times:
Yeah, not sure how well that would go over with his compassionate colleagues who carry God hates fags signs while picketing outside the funerals of gay soldiers killed in combat.
On April 13, the "rent boy" (whom we’ll call Lucien) arrived at Miami International Airport on Iberian Airlines Flight 6123, after a ten-day, fully subsidized trip to Europe. He was soon followed out of customs by an old man with an atavistic mustache and a desperate blond comb-over, pushing an overburdened baggage cart.
That man was George Alan Rekers, of North Miami — the callboy’s client and, as it happens, one of America’s most prominent anti-gay activists. Rekers, a Baptist minister who is a leading scholar for the Christian right, left the terminal with his gay escort, looking a bit discomfited when a picture of the two was snapped with a hot-pink digital camera.
Reached by New Times before a trip to Bermuda, Rekers said he learned Lucien was a prostitute only midway through their vacation. "I had surgery," Rekers said, "and I can't lift luggage. That's why I hired him." (Though medical problems didn’t stop him from pushing the tottering baggage cart through MIA.)
Yet Rekers wouldn't deny he met his slender, blond escort at Rentboy.com — which features homepage images of men in bondage and grainy videos of crotch-rubbing twinks — and Lucien confirmed it.
At the small western Miami townhome he shares with a roommate, a nervous Lucien expressed surprise when we told him that Rekers denied knowing about his line of work from the beginning. "He should've been able to tell you that," he said, fidgeting and fixing his eyes on his knees. "But that's up to him."
According to gay rights activist and executive director of Truth Wins Out, Wayne Besen, "While he [Rekers] keeps a low public profile, his fingerprints are on almost every anti-gay effort to demean and dehumanize LGBT people. His work is ubiquitously cited by lobby groups that work to deny equality to LGBT Americans. Rekers has caused a great deal of harm to gay and lesbian individuals."
Not to mention the irreparable damage done to professional male baggage handlers and other innocent workers in the rent-a-man service industry.
But either way, the bottom line (ha ha bottom!) is that George Rekers' excuse is perfectly reasonable and not in the any way gay in the slightest.
I mean who doesn't hire professional prostitutes to help them lift bulky packages that may have shifted or become awkward during flight?
Last time I moved, I for one, also did the logical thing and went to an online escort site to hire a petite, big breasted Asian hooker with 3 inch stilettos to help me with my heavy lifting.
Ya know, for honesty and transparency's sake. And because it is What Jesus Would Do...when not secretly boinking the sexy man stud he found on the internet, that is.