Tuesday, April 3, 2012

DemocralypseNow Is Moving On Up!

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Ann Romney Knows There's Nothing Stiff About Mitt, At Least From The Waist Down

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Oh Ann. When not driving around in a "couple'a Cadillacs" or saying oblivious, tone-deaf rich lady things to the American peo...
Friday, March 30, 2012

Turns Out Obama's Health Care Plan Does Include A Death Panel & It's Called The Supreme Court

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While black teens in hoodies were being murdered for the terrible crime of WWBIGC (Walking While Black In Gated Communities), the nine Sup...
Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Newt Gingrich Knows The Real Tragedy In Trayvon Martin's Murder Is That A Black Man Is President

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While Fox News America was busy mourning the death of 17-year-old Trayvon Martin by blaming the usual suspects like hooded sweatshirts and ...
Friday, March 23, 2012

High School Losercal: If You Looked Like Rick Santorum In High School, You'd Probably Hate The World Too

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Oh so that explains it. Here's Rick, err make that "Rooster" Santorum back when he was manager of his high school baseball...
Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Rick Santorum Would Love To Grant Puerto Rico Statehood If OnlyThey Weren't So Weird & Mexicany

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  Rick Santorum Shirtless: Keeping Kids Abstinent One Nipple At A Time Rick Santorum took a break from his usual spewing nonsense about t...
Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Hey America, The Donald Knows What's Weird & It Isn't Whatever Died On Top Of His Head

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America's most beloved human hairpiece and billionaire cartoon character THE Donald Trump took a break from the usual destroying peopl...
Friday, March 9, 2012

Billionaire Everyman Mitt Romney Strangely Morphs Into A Poor, Southern Gent When Speaking To Crowd In Mississippi

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Poor Mittens Romney. It's trying to act like a human being , but it just doesn't know how. Hell, the more it tries to act like an...
Wednesday, March 7, 2012

How Do I Love Thee America, Let Mitt Count The Ways...

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You Know Who Else Mitt Loves? That Guy! (Oh Wait, That's A Mirror!) Willard "Mitt" Romney is a lover of many things. Many, ma...
Friday, March 2, 2012

Andrew Breitbart Shocks The World By Pulling His Biggest Stunt Yet: Dropping Dead

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Right wing internet provocateur or as Alec Baldwin so eloquently put it, "festering boil on the anus of public discourse," Andre...
Thursday, March 1, 2012

Rick Santorum AKA Pope Pius XIII Wants To Vomit All Over America Because Of JFK

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Insane person and frothy byproduct of anal sex Slick Rick Santorum is once again all hot 'n bothered, but this time it isn't even ...
Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Mitt Romney Is A Huge NASCAR Fan & Has Almost As Much Personality As The Cars Racing In It

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Billionaire everyman Willard "Mitt" Romney simply cannot stop reminding America what a regular, down-to-earth, hard-working, obs...
Friday, February 24, 2012

Rick Santorum Has Intimate Knowledge Of Satan; Coincidentally, It's Also The Only Thing He's Intimate With

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I'm sure by now you've probably heard some vague rumblings about the mysterious substance surging through the nation , oozing its f...
Tuesday, February 21, 2012

No Way José! Crazed, Right-Wing, Immigrant-Hating Arizona Sheriff Is Almost As Good At Screwing Over Mexicans As He Is At Screwing Them

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When you think of crazed, Mexican-hating, wingnut Arizona sheriffs, normally the first thing that comes to mind is a crazed, gay, Mexican-h...
Friday, February 17, 2012

Pete Hoekstra's Racist, Lie-Filled Ad Shows How To Lose An Election & Alienate Voters In 30 Seconds Or Less

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Now, normally when a smug, disingenuous politician, like say, Rep. Pete Hoekstra of Michigan, releases a totally offensive, cartoonishly r...
Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Newt Gingrich Would Like To Wish You A Happy Valentine's Day By Ruining It Completely

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It's Valentine's Day and naturally there's only one thing on everyone's mind: What hot, romantic, sexytime plans does ladyk...
Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Chris Christie Vows To Reject New Jersey Gay Marriage Law Faster Than A Jenny Craig Diet

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Rejoice gays and gayettes! New Jersey's Senate passed a gay marriage bill today! Now it will shimmy-shake its fabulous self on down to ...
Friday, February 10, 2012

Oy Vey! Rick Santorum's Gift To The Jews Is A Holiday Wish From Jesus Christ

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Leave it to sweater-vest rocking, missionary-sex crusading, Christ loving, gay-bashing Republican Rick Santorum to know just what the Jews...
Thursday, February 9, 2012

Rick Santorum Is Frothing Mad That Equal Rights For All Applies To Weird, Scary (Tempting?) Homosexuals

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Stripped away, really Rick? Stripped? No sexual connotation there. Wait, what? Apparently, Rick " Google me at your own risk " Sa...
Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Louisiana Rep. John Fleming Shocked To Learn Onion's "Abortionplex" Story Is Fake; Rest Of Nation Shocked That Someone From Louisiana Can Actually Read

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Wingnut Republican Representative from Louisiana John Fleming was soooooo busy bitching about feeding his apparently very hungry family o...
Thursday, February 2, 2012

Mitt Romney Is "Not Concerned About The Very Poor," Nor Apparently Winning Anything But The Hatred Of 99% Of America

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Ah Mittens. Fresh off a most undeserved and uninspired victory over a gelatinous blob of ethical lapses and abandoned wives in the Florida...
Tuesday, January 31, 2012

People Of The Sunshine State: Sarah Palin Urges America To Rage Against The Machine (& All Rational Thought) And Make Newt The Man

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Former reality teevee star and failed vice-president , governor , political pundit , mother , grifter , fame whore , EVERYTHING, Sarah Pali...
Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Newt Gingrich Wins South Carolina, Reminding America Why It's South Carolina In The First Place

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Well, well, that was faster than dumping an ex-wife in the cancer ward! Whining, bloated, real life Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and serial ad...
Thursday, January 19, 2012

Ron Paul Likes His Airplane Seats Like He Likes His Citizens: In Different Classes

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New (Old) Flavor of the month (white power chocolate mousse) Ron Paul is no stranger to controversy , thanks to his various racist, sexist...
Friday, January 13, 2012

The Only Thing Scarier Than Ron Paul's Policies Is The Size Of A Certain Ron Paul Supporter

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ARRRRRGGGHHHHH! KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!! As if crazed crypt keeper/Libertarian Jesus Ron Paul and his fantasy vision of a post-apoca...