Uh-Oh, Meg Whitman's Illegal Mexican Housekeeper Was, In Fact, Illegal, Mexican!

Since there is no Buy It Now button to instantly purchase the utterly unwanted job of California Governor, eBay Power Seller™ and notorious employee abuser Meg Whitman is instead forced to engage in a bidding war, like some petty commoner, in the hopes that it is indeed possible for the one-time CEO of the world's largest online garage sale to buy her way into power in the bankrupt Golden State of both unstable people and even more unstable land, California.

She was thisclose too!

Until suddenly, out of nowhere, (Nut)Meg's stupid, treacherous illegal immigrant housekeeper Nicky Diaz–Santillan decided to open her big fat Latina trap and tell the whole world (aka anyone whose zip code starts with 9) all about how Meg Whitman not only knew she was a terrible undocumented worker when she was hired, but also treated her like a hot "piece of garbage" during her 9-year tenure with the wonderful, classy Whitman family. She even went out and got herself high profile, legal, American lawyer lady Gloria Allred because everyone knows you can't trust some dumb brown illegal, unless there is a white person standing next to them, to make their plight of being "exploited, disrespected, humiliated and emotionally and financially abused" by a known serial abuser, believable.

According to attorney Gloria Allred, Nicky Diaz–Santillan, who worked for Whitman for nine years, was fired in June 2009 "for what appeared to be political reasons involving Ms. Whitman's decision to run for governor."

"The inconvenient truth of the hypocrisy of Meg Whitman as illustrated by her employment of an undocumented worker and her exploitation of her was going to be revealed, because Nicky wanted to be legalized," Allred said, adding that, "Nicky was terminated in a sudden, cruel and heartless way."

Allred said Santillan intends to file a claim for wages that had been unfairly denied.

Ugh, figures! Those greedy slave laborers! Give 'em an inch, they'll take a mile.

“When I met with Meg Whitman on June 20, 2009, I asked her for assistance,” Santillan said. “I explained to her why I came to the United States. I explained that I was married and our economic situation in Mexico was very bad. We had no job, no food, no place to live and for that reason we made the decision to come here.”
“Ms. Whitman just laughed,” Santillan said.

OMG, Hahahaha, illegal immigrants are hilarious aren't they?? But unlike all those other lawsuits filed by former employees of Meg Whitman, fortunately or unfortunately, depending on who you ask, the media, or the maid, there are no allegations of any physical abuse in all of this.

C'mon, Meg! We expected more from you! Where is all the shoving, beat downs, and raging temper tantrums we've come to know and love you for, huh? You've disappointed us all here, Meg! You expect more from standard!

According to Diaz–Santillan, Whitman indicated four days later that she couldn't help the former housekeeper. "She said, 'I cannot help you and do not say anything to my children. I will tell them you already have a new job and that you want to go to school and from now on, you don't know me and I do not know you. You have never seen me and I have never seen you. Do you understand me?'"

¡Ay, Caramba! When will you people learn the only way to get "rid" of a problem is to bury it under the infinity pool in your backyard, not unceremoniously fire 'em in the hopes that they'll be rounded up by Jan Brewer's Brown People Patrol, rolled into a chalupa, dipped in salsa, and shipped back to Mexicanland, where they belong!

Naturally, Whitman's people denied the allegations because well, what else are they gonna do when they have an election to win? Tell the truth?? Hahaha, now that's rich! Not as rich, as say, Meg "Moneybags" Whitman, but still!

Of course, senior advisor to the Whitman campaign, Rob Stutzman, said it was "curious" that Santillan would bring forward allegations against Whitman a mere 35 days before the election. It's even "more curious," he said, that the news conference featuring the former housekeeper was being orchestrated by Allred, who has a "clear relationship" with Democratic gubernatorial nominee Jerry Brown.

What?? No, it’s not curious. You mean to tell me that in a hugely important race, someone who maybe doesn't appreciate scummy liars running for office, got some dirt that Republican gubernatorial candidate, outspoken Mexi hater, and chronic underling abuser Meg Whitman hires no good, illegal Mexicans to yell at and exploit, and also help with the laundry & dishes and those two terrible sons, and released it to the public? No. Freaking. Way. So umm, yeah, nothing curious about that.

Perhaps it would have been curious if the people who don't much care for Meg Whitman went out and found her illegal housekeeper, only to decide and wait until after the elections to let everyone know their awesome candidate is really a hypocritical fraud whose personal mottos, "I'm richer, thus infinitely better than you" & "Do as I say, not as I do" extend not just to assaulting frightened Asian employees, but hiring/abusing cheap domestic slaves as well.

"With the polls tied, it comes as no surprise that the morning after a successful debate for Meg that the sleaze machine of the political left is now focused on the politics of personal destruction. Gloria Allred is a shameful manipulator and the timing of today's news conference so close to the election should serve as a warning to Californians that they are witnessing dirty political smears at their worst," Whitman spokeswoman Andrea Jones Rivera said in a statement.

Rivera, huh? Hmmm, that sounds suspiciously Mexican-y to me. Careful now, Meggy, you know what happened the last time you acted all good Samaritan-like and took pity on a poor, gross immigrant by forcibly enslaving her in your CEO mansion in exchange for a few pesos, right?

"This is a shameful example of the politics of personal destruction practiced by people like Jerry Brown and Gloria Allred," Whitman said. "The charges are without merit."

And who would know more about a lack of merit than ol' Moneybags Meggy over here?

Besides, I don't get it, after all Meg is tall enough that she could have hired a non-Mexican and still looked down at her.

But nooooooo. Instead, she took pity on some dumb, poor immigrant and gave her a job, and now she's gettin' screwed for it. Ha ha, welcome to America, bitch!

Don't worry, I hear there is still one place you can always get dependable migrant domestic labor, on the cheap!

You might have heard of it. Think it's called eBay.

Like Mother, Like Son: Meg Whitman's Offspring Also Under Fire For Beating Up A Girl, Hooray!

Billionaire ex-eBay CEO Meg Whitman, who for some reason spent $71 million of her own vast fortune to win the GOP primary for the utterly unwanted job of California Governor, is naturally "qualified" for the position because of her very important work selling assorted crap to the world via the Internets for a while.

But that's not it! Magnificent Margaret also has the exact temperament a person could want for their esteemed state leader, including a wonderfully short-fuse and proclivity for flying into violent rages over trivial things like cartoon computer games for people who hope their "Second Life" fares a tad better than the pathetic, miserable existence known as their "Actual Life."

Even better than flying into blind rages and spontaneously attacking frightened subordinates (then paying li'l six-figure settlements to shut the stupid Asian bitch up), is passing this awesome inability to control one's furious temper on to the rest of the storied Whitman clan, including her two notoriously delinquent sons, Griff and Will Harsh (whose surnames are not in the least bit ironic!).

Well Mama Meg should be beaming with maternal pride over the wonderful news that her eldest son Griffith Rutherford Harsh V is following in the family's footsteps with his first felony battery charge for breaking a woman's ankle after the stupid bitch said some terrible, MEANY comment about his favoritest Princeton fraternity.

A 22-year-old woman named Valerie Sanchez was riding a bus to Palo Alto's Blue Chalk Cafe on the night of May 26, 2006 when she crossed paths with Griffith Rutherford Harsh V, Meg's eldest son and a notoriously delinquent drunkard sophomore at Princeton at the time.

According to a police report filed later that night, Sanchez and her friends had mocked his fraternity and said "fuck you" and "fuck your fraternity" to him before Sanchez swiped Griff's baseball cap off his head. The altercation escalated when both parties arrived at Blue Chalk Cafe. According to Valerie's statement to the police, they were inside the bar when Griff "pushed" her "with two open hands on her chest and shoulder area." She fell down and felt her right ankle "snap." A nearby security guard witnessed the event and corroborated Valerie's version of the events.

Sadly, the police did not buy Griff's airtight "version" of the incident, and the 6'1", 195-lb. Griffith was charged with felony battery, with the paperwork from his arrest identifying him as "clean shaven" white man with a "hair style" of "punk." And we can only assume, with a 'tude of gangsta, no doubt!

But even badass mofos like Griff need mommy's help from time to time!

The next morning, Meg Whitman, Griff's mother and then the CEO of eBay, posted Griff's $25,000 bail with a cashier's check and brought her son home. Nine court dates followed over the next year, but the charges were ultimately dismissed, although it's unclear why. (Why, there could be BILLION$ of reasons!)

Of course, this wasn't Junior's first run-in with the law. The infamous Blue Chalk Cafe brawl, where Griff beat up a chick, occurred after his sophomore year at elitist, arugula-eating Princeton. Though originally a member of the class of 2008, Griff ended up graduating in 2009 after a year-long disciplinary probation, ironically including a ban from the snazzy $30M residential complex mother dearest so generously built.

Boys will be boys!

Good thing Meggy didn't register to vote until seven years ago because "she was focused on raising a family..."

Time, apparently, well spent!

Just look at the upstanding pillars of society Meg so skillfully reared from cradle to classy young delinquents who get tossed out of Princeton eating establishments for throwing alcohol and racial epithets every which way.

From the campus rag The Nassau Weekly:

Overheard at Charter [eating club]
Griff Harsh (Meg Whitman's son) throws beer in Guy's face.
Guy: You can't do that to people.
Griff Harsh (points at himself): Billionaire.

And let's not forgot the also-famous exploits of younger brother Will, who much like older bro Griff (and let's not forget mama Meg!), is well-schooled in the ways of acting like an out-of-control douchebag, who has no use for the word consequence since that is only for poor losers like me and you, not rich, spoiled billionaires like he and Griff.

Griff's non-refundable membership to Cottage [eating club] was paid in full when he got suspended. So some of the officers would let Will attend some meals and formals events in his brother's place until Will got banned from there.

The story goes that Will yelled "what are all these niggers doing here?" one night when all the members of the Black Arts Company where there to celebrate a show they had performed. Cottage is know as one of the whiter clubs on campus so I assume that he was shocked to see so many black people there in a night. He was already on notice with Cottage officers because of an altercation he started with a bouncer early in the year.

Well raise 'em she sure did! But now that her sons are all growd up, and have put their beer-guzzling, prep-school expelled, drunken, racist, hell-raising past of privileged little consequence behind them, Meg Whitman is now free to help rear the good people of California back from the brink of financial ruin and once again wreak havoc on meek, tech-savvy Asian underlings throughout the Golden State.

Hasta la vista, Ahnold, there's a new Governator in town!

Oh, and a word to the wise, no matter what happens, always remember, you "fell down the stairs," capisce?