Obama Assures Public Not All Politicians Are Lying, Sex-Crazed Crooks

Hangin' With Obama

Suffice it to say, this has not been a great week for boosting the public's opinion of politicians.

If it's not one "straight" senator's appeal getting turned down for pleading guilty to soliciting gay sex in a Minneapolis airport men's bathroom ("wide-stance" Larry Craig), it's another state representative losing their conviction appeal for offering an undercover male cop $20 and a little oral pleasure (“Twenty Dollar” Bob Allen), and a corrupt governor ("Hot Rod" Blagojevich) so drunk with power he jokes about the feds wire-tapping him the day before he's busted running the state like some crazed, thickly-coiffed mafioso.

Which is why it is so refreshing to see not just any politician, but Barack Obama himself, offering viewers a candid glimpse into the life of the president-elect.

Even if it's not real.

Want To Know What Barack Obama Really Thinks?

Unless you've been living under a rock or in an abandoned ice cavern somewhere near Wasilla, I'm sure by now you know that Tina Fey does a mean impersonation of Alaskan huntress Sarah Palin.

But did you know that a certain celebrity terrorist and presidential candidate named Barack Obama also has an alter ego of his own? He does.

His name is Alphacat, and we are all better off because of him. Here he offers us a glimpse into a side of Barack Obama the public seldom gets to see.

Which is real shame, because beneath Barack's unflappably cool, calm exterior, lies a hidden tiger just waiting to be unleashed. And this tiger's got one wicked sense of humor...


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