Showing posts with label Meat Grinder. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Meat Grinder. Show all posts

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Turkeys Murdered As Palin Cheerfully Takes Questions From Media


You Think Ice Warrior Sarah Is Scared Of A Little Turkey Slaughtering?

Ugh. I promised myself I wouldn't waste another post talking about
dumb GOP bimbo Sarah Palin. But then she goes and does something frighteningly bizarre and I find myself right back on the Palin freak show express.

So in case you were wondering, the answer is no, Sarah Palin is not afraid of a little good old fashioned turkey massacre. Blood, guts, and turkeys being shoved into Fargo-style meat grinders doesn't bother her one bit. It really helps capture the whole holiday spirit!

But, you know what is brutal?

Being a hot VP candidate in sexist America.

"I May Be Dumb, But I Sure Ain't Stupid!"