Why The War In Iraq Is Taking So Long

Now I am not normally one to poke fun at someone's cultural differences, no matter how comically ripe their differences may be.

But I mean this is just too much.

I don't care what country you're from, what language you speak, or which god, if any, you pray to. If you've got 4 limbs--a pair of arms and a pair of legs--you should be able to successfully complete a single jumping jack.

Hopefully, even a few, especially if you are expected to soon become the military apparatus for your fledgling, war-torn nation teetering ever so delicately between democracy and chaos.

Ah yes, mark your calendars, ladies and gents, our troops are coming home! Any day now...