Showing posts with label Bernard Madoff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bernard Madoff. Show all posts

Sunday, February 22, 2009

The More You Spend, The More You Save!


Hmmm, This Is Harder Than I Thought

After a busy week stimulating America, Redistributionist-in-Chief is at it again, pushing another one of his ambitious goals to rescue the country. This time, Comrade Barry plans to cut the annual deficit at least in half by the end of his term. Ha ha that's a good one.

I mean what the hell's he gonna do, withdraw troops from Iraq and place higher taxes on the wealthy?

Oh.

Well let's see.
The president inherited a deficit for 2009 of about $1.2 trillion, which, including his spendulus package, will rise to more than $1.5 trillion. But his plan for withdrawing combat troops from Iraq will save about $90 billion a year, which is a shame because wasting obscene amounts of money on a war that can't be won has done wonders for us so far.

Normally his wild plan to tax the richest Americans, including the investment income (gasp!) of hedge fund and private equity partners at ordinary income tax rates instead of at bargain basement capital gains rate, would be more laughable than Joe the Plumber trying to be a real journalist.

But with hating Wall Street all the rage this season, President Obama's socialist shenanigans just may find enough congressional steam to pass.

The bad news is the rest of us are stuck listening to Rick Santelli rant like a lunatic about how "we're subsidizing bad behavior" by helping the poor when we could be helping responsible, deserving folk like Bernard Madoff instead.


Big Spendin' Barry

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Just Like Ma And Pa Taught Him!


Our Sentiments Exactly

Turns out Ponzi-scheming a**hole Bernard Madoff comes from a long line of dirtbags who've run afoul of the law. Take mother Sylvia and father Ralph, for instance.

These two shining gems of humanity did more than just produce our friend Bernard. They managed to rack up quite an impressive federal record themselves. Complete with sexy stuff like securities fraud, tax evasion, and all the other sleazy Madoff-y money schemes you'd expect from the original hell-pair that brought us Bernie.

Too bad both Sylvia and Ralph Madoff died in the 1970s.

They would've been so proud of their little Bernie!