Just Your Average John

Unlike that elitist Sen. Barack Obama, Sen. John McCain understands the plight of working-class Americans. McCain knows first-hand what a struggle it is for the average, hard-working American, like himself, to make ends meet in these tight economic times.

Unlike Mr. Fancy Pants Obama, McCain wasn’t born with a silver spoon in his mouth. Not at all. He married into it—and his spoons are all platinum, thank you very much.