Obama’s Poll Numbers Slip, As People Remember They Are Still A Little Bit Racist

Recent Poll Numbers Show McCain Not Dead Yet

It is official. After months fueled by optimism and hope (very un-American), the public’s honeymoon with Democratic Presidential nominee Barack Obama is finally over. While pundits suggest the recent slowdown of the Obama juggernaut is due to the McCain campaign’s aggressive new ad campaign attacking Obama on everything from his political inexperience to his celebrity status, we beg to differ.

So what’s the real reason for Obama’s slump? Certainly it is not race-related. We Americans are waaay too enlightened for that.

But a presidential candidate who chooses to vacation in Hawaii? Now, that is pushing it. America is simply not ready for a president who vacations outside the Continental United States.