Another 10,000 Reasons Why Roland "No Taint" Burris Deserves To Be Senator

Oh no! Turns out Sen. Roland "No Taint" Burris' nomination to the Senate may have been slightly less squeaky clean than previously thought. Which comes as a real shocker considering he was appointed to the bleeping golden thing by someone as moral and upstanding as Mr. "Hot" Rod Blagojevich.

So what if Burris conveniently forgot to disclose that former Gov. Blagojevich's brother solicited $10,000 in cash from him for Rod's campaign funds before he was appointed to the senate seat? I mean it's not like he was hiding it or anything.

It's just that he was was not "given the opportunity to disclose the facts during the impeachment committee hearings,” because he was too busy defending himself against the racist senate and telling his umbrella holder where to stand.

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Sweet Caroline To The Senate?

Barack And Caroline Pal Around

One of America's last great remaining treasures, Caroline Kennedy, has decided to throw her (designer) hat into the ring and go for Hillary Clinton's vacant senate seat, now that she's moving on to bigger and better things as Obama's hotshot Secretary of State.

Although it is still in the speculative stages, everyone knows Kennedy's get what Kennedy's want, and it will just be a matter of time before NY Gov. David Patterson "officially" appoints sweet Caroline as Hillrod's senate replacement.

Which is totally cool with us.

She is one of the most highly respected figures in New York and has already played an active, public role during Obama's presidential campaign, so no worries that little miss privacy will suffer from some publicity-induced breakdown and blow her big shot. As if she'd ever have to worry about lack of opportunities!

After all, she is a Kennedy. And everyone knows there is no such thing as too many Kennedy's in Congress. It's practically written in the Constitution.

How Sweet It Is To Be A Kennedy