Friday, September 12, 2008
Bubba Has Seen The Future...And His Name Is Barack Obama
For everyone who is feeling a tad nervous over the recent McCain/Palin surge in polls and is ready to just hand the election over to those God-loving, freedom-preserving Republicans, do not despair!
Hope is on the way--and it comes in the form of a 62-year-old former U.S. President turned political prophet, William Jefferson Clinton.
Affectionately known as Bubba, this sax-playing Democratic sage is helping soothe the Democrats' rattled nerves by predicting that Obama will not only win in November, but will "win handily."
Phew! We feel so much better now that Clinton assured us an Obama victory, because everyone knows that Bill is never wrong and would never say anything that is not less than 100% true. Under any circumstances. Ever.
"I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman"