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Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Sarah Palin: The Lipstick Wearing Pit Bull Unleashed!
While the media wets itself gushing over Sarah Palin's science bashing, life-loving, anti-elitist speech to the RNC last night, the public finally got to see and hear exactly what it is the Republican's VP candidate stands for.
Let's see if we got this right...
Palin loves America, hockey moms, pit bulls, lipstick, unborn fetuses, special needs children, war, guns, hunting, and Alaska.
On the other hand, she hates community activists, Arugula, the "angry left," a woman's right to choose, Washington elites, gays, and anyone who does not have a loaded 54 Magnum under their pillow.