Monday, March 9, 2009

Let The Clone Wars Begin!


Blinded By Science!

In keeping with his campaign promise to make scientific decisions based on fact, not faith, President Barack Obama lifted the Bush administration’s strict limits on human embryonic research.

Obama's reversal of Bush limits on federally funded stem cell research seeks to rescue America from the scientific dark ages and reclaim its rightful position at the forefront of innovation and research.

Unlike W, Obama believes the best hopes for curing debilitating diseases like Parkinson's lies in the laboratory and not in the church pews. Kooky liberals.

But even godless Obama was sure to explain that his new love affair with science does not signal a green light to mad scientists across the country just waiting to clone themselves in some crazed Frankenstein experiment in their parents basement.

"It is dangerous, profoundly wrong and has no place in our society or any society,” Obama said.

Now if you'll excuse him he has some human embryos to destroy.

What, you have a better suggestion for distracting the nation from that damn economic crisis he can't solve? I mean it's almost been two months! Seriously, get your act together dude.


1 comment:

Voicedup said...

Finally, after almost a decade of limiting taxpayer money for research president Barrack Obama has lifted the restrictions on federal funding of human embryonic stem cell research today. Let's think of how many Americans are suffering from ailments and what this research can do for them. I'm sure everyone reading this knows someone important to them that is affected by one of these maladies such as Parkinson's, repairing spinal cord injuries as well as treating diabetes, cancer, heart disease, multiple sclerosis and many more defects.