Stop Pretending You're Not A Crazy B*tch!
For anyone willing to fork over between $35 and $200 to watch an anorexic blonde who's hot in a psychotic alien sort of way spar with a "liberal" comedian who hates Jesus freaks almost as much as dumb, crazy bimbos named Ann, Wednesday night's Coulter/Maher showdown at the Chicago Theater offered an hour and 45 minutes of entertaining fun.
First, it was Miss Coulter's turn. There, the long-legged spokeswoman for crazy Christians everywhere alternately amused and horrified the audience with her insanely spindly limbs and equally insane thoughts.
Like why all liberals are idiots, George W. Bush was one of the best presidents ever, and the idea that a coke-head Muslim terrorist like Barack Hussein Obama would even be mentioned in the same breath as Jesus Christ and Abraham Lincoln is more preposterous than the thought of elitist heathens like you and me paying good money to hear Stretch Armstrong's twin sister from hell rant about how America needs less laws and more guns, especially in church and school.
Next, Bill Maher strolled onstage to give his 15 minute riff on life, politics, and why a freak like Ann gets turned on every time she is booed, jeered, or heckled.
He also corrected a few of Ann's "facts" about Obama's drug use and the economy, preferring to base his opinions in reality, not right-wing nutjob land.
“To start off, George Bush did a lot more blow than Obama ever did. Please don’t ruin the only thing I like about him.”
“There is this debt because George Bush put two wars on a credit card and spent money like a pimp with a week to live.”
Then basically the two of them went back and forth with Maher saying something funny and Coulter saying something crazy on everything from Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin to the war in Iraq, gay marriage, Ronny Reagan, whether Bristol Palin is a whore, and why Ann Coulter will be saved by Jesus Christ while the rest of us piles of liberal sin go straight to hell.
Then basically the two of them went back and forth with Maher saying something funny and Coulter saying something crazy on everything from Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin to the war in Iraq, gay marriage, Ronny Reagan, whether Bristol Palin is a whore, and why Ann Coulter will be saved by Jesus Christ while the rest of us piles of liberal sin go straight to hell.
After about an hour of heated exchanges and Ann awkwardly eye-f**king Bill, the two speakers realized they would never agree on anything except making money off of large groups of suckers willing to pay to see a giraffe-necked beanpole of hate say crazy things to a short, funny, pot-loving liberal pussy she's supposed to hate but whose clothes she secretly wants to rip off and ravish backstage.
She'll just shut her eyes and pretend it's Dick Cheney. Umm, hottttt!
5 comments:
My favorite part was when AC said parents are not responsible for heir children's actions and since Palin has 5 kids it sort of averages out.
Wow, sounds like a blast! "Please don't ruin the only thing I like about him" HA--that is classic.
Bill Maher is a douche bag
do u guys know if there is any video available online of this debate??
Recall W just doubled his salary during his administration, from $200k to $400k. I suspect he is not alone.
If you are unwilling to layoff Federal employees to balance the budget and bring costs back into line every single one needs to take a 50% reduction in salary.
It's like it's fucking Bell, CA everywhere.
goddamn Republicans make me sick.
Republicans are all about greed and corruption while the Democrats are about social poison. And this is the system we live in
When Ronald Reagan took office the Federal debt was $1 trillion. When he left it was $6 trillion.\
These people are fucking filthy hypoctrites. It is perfectly acceptable to spend when it is an act of war, subcontractor friends like Halliburton or to “bailout” their donor friends.
Despite their attempts at revising history by blaming the black guy recall this economic disaster we are in was all W's doing.
Whereas once “greed is good” now “greed is legal”. Thanks to Reagan's rewriting of the tax code and and further legislation/welfare for the wealthy.
And they all believe the lie. They think they will go, reals and fake clone hosts, when the reality is they will be reincarnated into this country's collapse for the economic horror they created for others.
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