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Friday, February 10, 2012
Oy Vey! Rick Santorum's Gift To The Jews Is A Holiday Wish From Jesus Christ
Leave it to sweater-vest rocking, missionary-sex crusading, Christ loving, gay-bashing Republican Rick Santorum to know just what the Jews of South Carolina (all six of them!) want to hear around Hanukkah time: A quote from Jesus Christ in the New Testament threatening people who don't follow HIS word. Here's looking at you, Jews!
Because nothing says "friend of the Jews" more than a gold and red "Holiday Season" card inscribed with a Christian Bible verse reminding the Chosen people why, by refusing to worship Lord & Savior Jesus Christ, they have chosen to go straight to hell.
Or as the Jews say, Chell.
Which, coincidentally enough, feels remarkably like South Carolina.