Ah yes, here it is, the old rusted-out camper, America's most trusted journalist to warn us all about the evil (gay?) that lurks in the hearts of men. More specifically, Teabagging men who loudly & proudly align themselves with a group named after the hilarious, super-straight act of dipping one man's testicles in the mouth and/or face of another similarly hetero man. For freedom. Hooray!
And in case you were wondering exactly what a Teabagger stream-of-
There, you will find all the scintillating brilliance and sophisticated wisdom of a man, so steeped in divinity and the true path of the righteous, he uses two L's when concocting (haha, cock!) his REVELATION admonishing the world, "ITS SINFULL TO VOTE FOR FAG POLITICIANS."
But that's not it! Heavens to Betsy no! Not when QUEER (BI-SEXUAL) COMMUNIST OBAMA BOWS DOWN TO SATAN WORLDWIDE BECAUSE HE WORSHIPS THEIR REAR END!
Forget T.S. Eliot (queer!), this is the new, improved, wingnut recreational vehicle-driving poet TEA S. Eliot!
And what is more proof of your straight-as-an-arrow sexuality than flat-out refusing to even bother with those three flaming drama queens: spelling, grammar, and punctuation!?
Less obvious is, of course, why he even bothers calling the his scripture-mobile "REVELATION" when every wingnut worth his weight in McRibs already knows about all these things!?
Jesus told them when he was teaching them how to ride dinosaurs in the Olive Garden of Eden!
This guy is so full of wonderful facts and useful li'l pearls of wisdom that it's almost impossible picking his finest verse.
"QUEER (BI-SEXUAL) COMMUNIST, OBAMA HATES AMERICAN SOLDIERS GUTS, SO HE MAKES THEM QUEERS SO THEY WILL BE NOTORIOUS, AND HATED, INSTEAD FAMOUS AND LIKED. PLAYING EVERYONE FOR A SUCKER WHICH IS ALL HE DOES."
**Sigh.** Einstein lives among us!
Truer words have never been spoken, err, except maybe this next passage:
"QUEER (SATAN) OBAMA, QUEERS EVERYTHING IN AMERICA, HE EVEN QUEERS THE ARMY. QUEER OBAMA WANTS SOLDIERS TO WEAR PINK UNIFORMS, NYLON STOCKINGS, AND HIGH HEELS, IT TURNS HIM ON."
Clearly, TEA S. Eliot is very familiar with this sort of thing, which isn't too surprising since everyone knows practice makes perfect!
Unless, someone with a lot of experience on the subject told him instead.
Couldn't be Sarah Palin, since she already quit her bus tour to go relax and club salmon to death on the bottom of a carcass-filled rowboat.
Which could only mean one more shining example that Marcus Bachmann's pray-the-gay-away conversion therapy works wonders!
From fruit to nut in the time it takes to decorate an old, broken down homo van with misspelled banners for crazy people.