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Thursday, October 2, 2008
Biden And Palin Go Head-To-Head, Tell Gays To Get Lost
Congratulations, Sarah! We're so proud of you. You actually produced a coherent sentence. Maybe even two.
And Joe, well kudos to you as well. You have managed to complete part of a debate gaffe-free, without throwing your running mate, Barack Obama under the bus. Yeah!!!
Oh and we are also so happy to know you both believe so deeply in equality and the constitution of the United States that you would never support the ungodly institution of same-sex marriage. Phew. Last thing we need is to turn this whole country into one big San Francisco.
So scram, gays. Find another country to sanction your hedonist ways. Not in this great, straight land we call America. Let freedom ring!!!