Monday, November 17, 2008

Barack Obama Urges White House To Move Beyond Snail Mail And Hieroglyphics

What On Earth Are Those Weird Metal Boxes With Tubes Coming Out Of Them?

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize the highest ranking government officials in this country still use stone-age level technology.

I guess when you live in the most technologically advanced nation in the world, you just kind of assume that the people in charge of running the damn place have moved well beyond papyrus and quill tip pens.

You'd be wrong.

Apparently, renegade new president Barack Obama, who happens to be a big fan of his Blackberry (and the first president to know it's more than just a fruit!) will be forced to sign off before he arrives at the White House due to
privacy and security concerns.

Yep, some dumb rule called the Presidential Records Act could prevent Barack Obama from becoming the first emailing president, unless Mr. Trendsetter finds a way to knock down yet another barrier--or in this case, firewall.

However, being the young, spry, 21st century man that he is, Barack Obama may make technological history by bringing another fruity named piece of modern technology into the White House: the Apple computer.

Obama hopes to have an Apple laptop (He's a mac man of course!) on his desk in the Oval Office, which would make him the first American president ever to do so.

Forget the first African American president, after 44 tries, we elected the first Internets using, porn surfing, 'the google' searching, blackberry loving, facebook creeping, bbm messaging, mp3 downloading, hipster-in-chief, leader of the free world. OMG LOL!

See, Kids He Loves His Crackberry Too!

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