Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Yes, We Can? More Like Yes, We Did!!

"Can You Dig It?"


Congratulations America, you've made us proud. Except for maybe a few fleeting moments of terror, we never even really doubted you that much.

In the words of your historic new President-Elect, Barack Obama, I guess you could say, we were well hopeful.

We always kind of thought you would stop acting like a bunch of raging imbeciles and finally act like the America we love so much.

The America that is only hated by the same few kooks who always hate us no matter what, and not by every nation across the globe, including some of our closest friends, for reasons that, well, make us hate us too.

But we apparently got sick of acting
like a bunch of a**holes for the last couple of years.

So, congratulations to you America!! You have earned it.

Instead of disappointing yourselves and the rest of humanity by voting for that other guy, you have taken a major step forward in reclaiming your rightful place as the coolest country on the block.

You have refused to let fear and ignorance dictate your life and instead have decided to embrace the true character of America, whose diversity, unity, and strength merge together to create a place where anything is possible.

Yes, the American Dream is alive and well, my friends. His name is Barack Hussein Obama, but you can just call him President.

Ushering In Change At Obama's Victory Speech In Chicago


Anonymous said...

Democralypse! Your focus should turn to angry, nervous and uptight white people who are fearing the country turning into "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka!" from sea to shining sea. I fear that racism will only grow in the next four years. Signed, BigBroInLaw

Anonymous said...

now what can you be snarky about?

imissamerica said...


You mean the apocalypse that is sure to come with Obama's victory? White folks, be scared. Be very scared. There is someone in office who might actually do something good.
I know, change is terrifying.

imissamerica said...


Fret not. There are always plenty o' things to be snarky about. That is if Armageddon doesn't come first ;)