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Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Thanks For The Laughs: America Bids Farewell (For Now) To Its Sexiest Maverick
Farewell, my sweet Alaskan princess.
Even though, America has chosen to send you back to your frozen tundra to keep a close eye on Russia, we will always cherish the fine memories you've given us.
Like how there are two Americas, one real and one fake. And how in the real America, you are supposed to shoot defenseless wild animals in their natural habitat while flying overhead in a plane because that is what good, patriotic Americans do.
Or how in the real America, unwed pregnant teenagers keep their unwanted babies and enter forced, loveless marriages out of sheer love for their country.