OMG, breaking news! Pennyslvania Senator Arlen Specter has finally crossed over to the dark side and joined the godless Democrats, moving them one-step closer to the coveted 60-seat filibuster-proof majority. And moving Republicans one step closer to absolute and utter irrelevance.
Specter's decision to join Comrade Barry's Democratic revolution comes after realizing his party has become a bunch of teabagging morons with no direction, no leader, and no hope ever since that charismatic secret Muslim dude came and sucked all the life out of it. That, and the fact, that he hasn't really agreed with a damn thing his party stands for in oh, i don't know, the last decade or so, even before that Alaskan hussy Sarah Palin came along and almost ruined America.
"Since my election in 1980, as part of the Reagan Big Tent, the Republican Party has moved far to the right. Last year, more than 200,000 Republicans in Pennsylvania changed their registration to become Democrats. I now find my political philosophy more in line with Democrats than Republicans."
But some, like RNC Chairman Michael Steele, know the truth about no-good RINOs like Arlen Specter.
"Let's be honest--Sen. Specter didn't leave the GOP based on principles of any kind. He left to further his personal political interests because he knew that he was going to lose a Republican primary due to his left-wing voting record."
Damn Arlen Specter! It took him this long to realize moderates are as welcome in the Republican party as a busload of swine-flu infected illegal aliens (gasp!) trying to get into the United States!?
Please God Tell Me This Isn't My Party
2 comments:
Least we forget that this is the genius senator who came up with the magic bullet theory for JFK - (One bullet that came from one gun that shot Kennedy, the other guy in the car and nicked the bystander under the bridge.) There should be limit for how long a senator should be able to stay in office. One thing Steele got right...he had no chance of escaping the Republican primary in this upcoming election.
I don't care why he did it or how stupid he is, the more Democrat converts the better. Show the people that the Repubs are a bunch of ignorant archaic a**holes.
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