Wednesday, October 7, 2009
When The General Speaks, Ladies Keep Your Ears Open And Mouths Shut!
Republicans in general hate it when pesky estrogen-filled ladies have jobs, and as a result, tend to do whatever they can to put them in their rightful place in the kitchen or in the hospital to fulfill their God-given duty of popping out babies.
Sometimes these snide, misogynist-tinged beliefs come in the form of official National Republican Congressional Committee press releases bashing some dumb floozy named Nancy who had the ovaries big enough to question the sound advice of a man. And not just any man--the rough 'n tumble definition of raw masculinity and testosterone-fueled manhood by the name of Gen. Stanley McChrystal.
The enlightened statement from NRCC Communications Director and consummate gentleman Ken Spain, "General Pelosi has no problem sacrificing her own credibility as the Obama administration and liberals in Congress attempt to walk back a strategy they strongly advocated just months ago. Nancy Pelosi continues to make party politics a higher priority than our national security."
"Rather than listening to a four-star general’s assessments on Afghanistan, General Pelosi somehow believes she is better suited to craft our country’s military policy. If Nancy Pelosi’s failed economic policies are any indicator of the effect she may have on Afghanistan, taxpayers can only hope McChrystal is able to put her in her place."
Aww, hell yeah! Now take your tight little ass back where it belongs and make me some dinner. Did you not hear me or something?? I said MOVE WOMAN!