Friday, January 23, 2009

The Audacity Of Dope

"Got Dope?"

You've heard of Barack Obama t-shirts, bumper stickers, buttons, mugs, bags, magnets and countless other items featuring El Presidente's likeness.

Well now you can add heroin to the illustrious, ever-growing list of Obama-branded merchandise. Capitalism rules!

The Smoking Gun reports that cops in upstate New York arrested five suspects for their roles in a drug ring that allegedly sold heroin under several brand names, including their newest best-seller, "Obama."

It is no surprise that Obama heroin is the hottest drug to hit the streets, beating out other fan favorites like bin Laden heroin, Harry Potter Ecstasy, Teletubbies cocaine, and green-tinted crack in honor of St. Patrick's Day.

Looks like Mr. Barack Hussein Obama comes out on top once again. Is there anything this man can't do?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Wow--that's crazy. Great stuff on here! Where do you find this news? Keep up the good work!