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Thursday, January 15, 2009
Homosexuals May Soon Be Able To Die For America, Too!
With one graceful wave of his magic wand, homo-loving socialist president-elect Barack Obama is going to let gays, lesbians, bisexuals, and other sexual miscreants serve openly (gasp!) in the military by repealing 1993's controversial "don't ask, don't tell" policy. The Army's polite way of saying, "Homos, No Welcome!"
Obama's White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs made the earth-shattering announcement during a YouTube Q & A exchange when some dude named Thadeus from Lansing, Mich., dropped the GLBT bomb on him, asking, "Is the new administration going to get rid of the "don't ask, don't tell policy?"
Looking straight into the camera, Gibbs made clear the Obama administration's desire to turn America into one big, gay dance party. With guns.
"Thadeus, you don't hear a politician give a one-word answer much. But it's, 'Yes.'
Ya, hear that Thadeus?
Barack Obama believes in equality! He thinks that everyone, not just straight people should be able to die proudly for their country.
Well, that and who can resist some hot girl-on-girl action?