Eight long, dreadful years and this is what we get?
Blah, blah, blah, 9/11, terrorism, thank you Dick, thank you Condi, been a real pleasure servin' y'all these last 8 years keepin' America safe and all, good luck to the O-man, I know everyone's excited about making history, should be fun, let's just hope his luck's better than mine hehe. But seriously folks, for the final time: Good night.
Oh, and God bless America. Between me and you, she's gonna need it. W-out!!!!!!!
"I Think My Work Here's Done!"