North Dakota, the shining star of progress and enlightenment in America, just passed a law effectively banning abortion in the state.In a 51-41 vote on Wednesday, North Dakota’s House of Representatives passed a bill that gives a fertilized egg all the same rights as a person, meaning a fetus could not be legally aborted without committing murder.
Which is good because murder is a sin. And the people of North Dakota hate sin. All 600,000 of them. But wanna know what they do love? Churches.
And forfeiting their reproductive rights over to ovary-less elected representatives who think babies come from the big miracle farm in the sky. Not drunken teenage regrets behind the neighbor's barn.