No More Mr. Nice Guy

After weeks of playing it cool, listening to Republicans squawk about earmarks and pork all while keeping a straight face, President Barack Obama decided enough is enough.

It is time to tell the Republicans what he really thinks. It's not that he hates them or thinks they're bad people or anything. Just that when it comes to running the country (and he doesn't mean into the ground), the GOP doesn't have a clue.

Speaking of not having a clue, will someone please tell John McCain the elections are over? It's getting embarrassing.

We know he gets a little confused, but seriously Johnny, there is no need to pretend to be a cranky conservative completely out of touch with what's going on or how to solve it. You already lost. It's time to go home. Don't worry, we'll deal with Cindy.