Thursday, February 5, 2009

Fear Not America! Fox News Won't Let Comrade Barry Turn US Into USSR

Thank God for true American heroes like Fox's Glenn Beck.

If it wasn't for fearless patriots like him, who would be there to alert the public about Comrade Barry's socialist revolution and his deviant plot to turn America into the new Soviet Union?

No one.

If it wasn't for Glenn Beck's watchful eye, before you know it, you will be living in a country where health care is provided to all citizens, including ungrateful children (gasp!), bailed out executives no longer get millions of dollars for destroying companies and ruining lives, and unionized workers join together to demand fair pay and safe working conditions.

Yes, dear leader Barack Hussein Obama has turned America into Marxist Russia. So how long until Glenn Beck is shipped off to the Gulag?

Twenty years of hard labor in upper Siberia sounds about right.

Don't Worry, Glenn! There Will Be Plenty Of Dissidents To Keep You Company


jasmine212 said...

I hope they send him and all those damn liars on Fox News somewhere! To think that "more than half (53%) of all viewers watching prime-time cable news in 2007 were tuned into the Fox News Channel." (Pew Research "The State of Journalism) is an atrocity.

Anonymous said...

The government manufactures a housing bubble to create social justice, it bursts, and then the government wants to spend $1 trillion dollars in the name of social justice. Although I don't always agree with him, Beck is right.

We're playing out the plot of Atlas Shrugged.

imissamerica said...

Not sure your logic about the government creating the housing bubble makes sense. Unless of course you mean the GOP defanging regulatory and oversight policies these last eight years.

jasmine212 said...

No wonder you are sticking with that "Anonymous" posting a ridiculous conspiracy theory like that! Yes, actually it was set up just to mimic Atlas Shrugged. For fun!