Friday, February 20, 2009

Imagine How Much Frankincense $787 Billion Could Buy!

Opponents of Barack Obama's $787 billion stimulus bill are looking to none other than El Savior Jesus Christ to show America the true evils of pork-filled legislation.

Now, the same conservative group that showed us the truth about Barack Hussein Obama and his terrorist pal Bill Ayers, is taking on the newest apocalypse of doom, liberal congress's billion dollar baby. And it's putting it in proper biblical proportions.

If Jesus wasn't enough to prove the unholy nature of the spendulus bill, the ad goes even further. Using a clip of liberal, pork-loving Satan Sen. Chuck Schumer, a New York Democrat to terrify the public. *Shudder.*

“Let me say this, to all of the chattering class that so much focuses on those little tiny, yes, porky amendments. The American people really don’t care.”

Wrong again, Mr. Senator. If the American people didn't care about porky things, would SPAM really be that popular?

I think not.

1 comment:

solerso said...

I sure hope jesus dosent get mad and make it rain menstral blood and six headed sea monsters.