Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Obama Enlists Racist, Estrogen-Filled Mexican To Help Ruin America's Fave Boy's Club, The Supreme Court


The Three Musketeers

Here she is, ladies and gentleman: the newest activist justice on the Supreme Court, federal appeals judge
Sonia Sotomayor! She is not only the third estrogen-filled woman, she is also the first Mexican ever to be nominated to the nation's highest court. She also used to be a poor, has lots of empathy, and was not born prior to the civil war: three qualities Comrade Barry thinks are very important for a new Justice.

Joe Biden is thrilled too because he has tons of respect for strong Latina women, not to mention plenty of killer jokes about Hispanics the nation is gonna eat up. Some real classics! But, don't worry, he already promised Barry he wouldn't speak until after her Senate confirmation hearings when Democrats vote for her and Republicans vote against her but can't do anything to stop her because no one listens to what minorities have to say anyway. Unless they're are female and Hispanic. Then they get to make the law!

This makes Rush Limbaugh very angry. Angrier even than when he realizes he just took his last handful of vicodans and the pharmacy won't be open until tomorrow.

You see, Rush wants Senora Sotomayor to fail. And he's not afraid to say it. Wanna know why?

She is a horrible pick and the antithesis of a judge and is going to be a disaster on the court. She's also a racist. Actually a reverse racist. Of course the libs will try to say that minorities cannot be racists because they don't have the power to implement their racism but everyone knows that Obama is the greatest living example of a reverse racist. And now he's gone and appointed a Mexican woman racist to the Supreme Court where she can wage war on innocent middle aged Christian white men who love narcotics and America.

Guess you're wishing we had finished that border fence after all aren't you, America?

2 comments:

The Warden said...

This is a nice rock and a hard place conundrum for the right wing. The more they fight the nomination, the more they will be seen as the anti-minority, anti-women, anti-progress party. The more inflammatory the rhetoric from conservatives, the less likely it becomes that Hispanics will want anything to with the Republican'ts. They've painted themselves into a corner of their own making, and I for one am absolutely loving it!

Happy Hussein said...

Ms. Sotomayer is actually of Puerto Rican descent. Please try to be more diligent in your sorting of brown people.