Since shocking the world with her untimely departure as Alaska's sexiest rogue governor, Sarah Palin has kept a low profile, emerging only to fight back against the evil mainstream media via her fave two underground communication channels, Facebook and Twitter, where she still sports the INACCURATE name AKGovSarahPalin!! Please, Sarah, stop getting everyone's hopes up.
It is on these two obscure websites that sweet Sarah vented her understandable frustration at the terrible media for being "most predictable, ironic, and as always, detached from the lives of ordinary Americans who are sick of the politics of personal destruction."
Sarah and her cabal of Anchorage lawyers also assured that lawsuits will be slapped against such vicious hate-mongers as MSNBC, The New York Times, The Washington Post, Huffington Post and all other anti-American forces working overtime to expose Palin's decision to quit governing as anything but totally normal and completely wholesome.
How dare they ask a single question after their superstar Alaskan governor crazily ups and leaves during a sudden "news" conference the Friday before the 4th of July holiday weekend? They should already know the answer, damn it!
"How sad that Washington and the media will never understand; it’s about country...My family and I decided because we have accomplished more during this one term than most governors do in two."
"And though it's honorable for countless others to leave their positions for a higher calling and without finishing a term, of course we know by now, for some reason a different standard applies for the decisions I make.”
As honorable as when Eliot Spitzer and Rod Blagojevich left in the middle of their terms for a "higher calling?" Oh and if he plays his cards right, maybe Mark Sanford too.
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Her Facebook page scares me.
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