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Monday, July 20, 2009
Sen. Charles Grassley Still A Twitterin' Fool
Republican Sen. and Twitter sensation Charles Ernest "Chuck" Grassley has taken to the Internets once again to spew nonsense at that terrible President Barack Obama for having the nerve to fix the nation's health care system NOW instead of waiting indefinitely and letting it die a miserable death on the Senate floor, like Grassley and his bipartisan crew of morons and traitors would like.
A crew consisting of none other than Nebraska pseudo Democrat Ben Nelson (hey, it's Nebraska, what did you expect?) and America's least popular Senator from Connecticut, cranky old turncoat Joe "Wah Wah" Lieberman. Yeah!
Just like Twitter King Grassley, these caring lawmakers are committed to "providing relief for American families as quickly as possible, but believe taking additional time to achieve a bipartisan result is critical for legislation that affects 17 percent of our economy and every individual in the U.S." Guess they just wanna doRITE!