Morbidly-obese-turned-gastric-bypass poster boy Rush Limbaugh took a break from shoveling beef patties into his mouth to show off the latest miracle of modern science, his svelte new body! And of course to say a bunch of crazy sh*t about his favorite man crush Barack Obama.
Yes, the man considered too big a loser for even the lowly Rams, Rush Hudson Limbaugh, appeared on Fox News Sunday to offer his enlightened (if only in actual weight) view of President Obama's deviant quest to destroy America.
It is not surprising a high-school educated genius like Rush thinks Obama is "immature," "narcissistic" and "in over his head," he simply doesn't understand what anyone could possibly see in an egomaniac man-child like Barry.
"I think he's got an out-of-this-world ego," Limbaugh said. "He’s a child. I think he's got a five minute career."
He also thinks he's fooling anyone into believing he actually lost weight with the old diet-exercise combo, which is why he doesn't do it very often. Think that is. (He's just not that good at it).
But that didn't stop El Rushbo from accusing terrible Barry of "not caring" about the war in Afghanistan, "actively seeking the defeat of the U.S. military," and using a ceremony to honor fallen soldiers as a "photo-op" to distract dumb schmucks like you and me from knowing the truth about how he's too pussy to send 40,000 U.S. soldiers to die in some bumblef**k poppy fields in the middle of Afghanistan.
"It was a photo-op precisely because he’s having big time trouble on this Afghanistan dithering situation," he said, doing his best to prove that Dick Cheney isn't the only right-wing kook with balls big enough to actually use the word dithering and still think they're relevant to anyone besides those who hear Spam and still think of canned meat.
"We've never seen this kind of radical leader at such a high level of power in this county." We, of course referring to the percentage of the U.S. population who've been squatting in Dick Cheney's vacant underground lair for the last 8 years.
Limbaugh also attacked that no-good Obama for ruining the robust economy the last Republican administration worked so diligently to create.
"I believe that the economy is under siege. They’re destroying it, and I have to think that it may be on purpose," Rush said, adding that "anybody with any economic literacy would not do one thing that this administration's done."
And who would know more about economics or literacy than a college dropout who flunked ballroom dancing?
Lucky for us, Rush's keen insight also extends to health care reform.
"This is not about insuring the uninsured. This is not about health care. This is about stealing one-sixth of the U.S. private sector." That, Limbaugh said, is "the easiest, fastest way for them to be able to regulate every aspect of human behavior."
And if it were up to him, he'd start with that "pompous windbag" and "walking comedy of errors" Vice President Joe Biden.
Unlike that humble Barracuda babe with brains and a hot rack. "I do have profound respect for Sarah Palin."
Ha ha, hear that all you butt-ugly spinsters and lesbians who concocted "feminism as a way to allow fellow unattractive women easier access to mainstream society?"
The gig's up.