Saturday, April 10, 2010

Sarah Palin Knows Former Half-Term Governors Know More About Nukes Than Any Dumb Community Organizer


"Now, the president, with all the vast nuclear experience that he acquired as a community organizer, as a part-time senator, and as a full-time candidate, all that experience, and still no accomplishment to date with North Korea and Iran," Sarah Palin at the Southern Republican Leadership Council in New Orleans.

Sarah, on the other hand, can see Russia from her front porch, so take that NObama!

Sure, she doesn't know what the Bush Doctrine is (huh? Oh, make war, get oil, hehe!) where or what "Africa" is exactly, but Sarah sure as shoot knows all about the "Obama Doctrine: coddling our enemies while alienating allies."

Darn right she does! And what we should be doing is bombing Iran, launching a ground war in China, and shootin' up anyone who dare question the mighty U.S. of A, or heavens forbid Israel, which Sarah, unlike that Muslim Obama, knows is our bestest friend, (even if she never heard of it until '08) because they are the good Jews, unlike the media hogs here, who don't much like the Muslims either!

Yes, Sarah knows a couple o' things alright, things that no small-time "community organizer" could ever know doing whatever it is that "community organizers" do while trying to improve impoverished, violence-plagued black neighborhoods or whatever. Ha ha what a loser!

At least the fat white slobs at the Southern Republican Leadership Council know a good joke when they hear one and nothing is apparently as God darn hilarious to these former slaveowners and current Sarah superfans as a black man working hard to better the lives of those around him. A regular hootenanny, those "community organizers." OMG, hahahaha! What a joke!

But the really funny thing about those "community organizers" is sometimes they go on to serve on the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, where their area of expertise happens to be nuclear nonproliferation, and together with Republican Sen. Richard Lugar, travel to Russia, Ukraine and Azerbaijan (and other nuc-u-lar hotspots) to implement their bipartisan non-proliferation bill in all the bad, scary places where nukes like to go to relax and just let loose.

Oops. Now this would kinda be awkward if Republicans cared at all about making dangerously erroneous claims out of sheer desperation, at every chance they get.

But they don't, so it was just boatloads of fun, mocking the dumb President who doesn't even know how to field dress a moose, let alone attack an oil rich country for no apparent reason 'cept cause we're the mighty Red, White, and Blue.

"Folks, someone needs to remind the President: Jerusalem is not a settlement. Israel is our friend. And the critical nuclear concerns of our time are North Korea, who has nuclear weapons, and Iran, who wants them."

Or is it that other I-r-a country? Ugh, I can never tell 'em apart!

Either way, this my friends, is the entire story in a nutshell, and all anyone needs to know, ever.

"So, 'yes we can' kowtow to our enemies and publicly criticize our allies. Yes, we can. But someone ought to tell the President and the Left that just because we can doesn’t mean we should."

Oh you betcha! What we should do is run around throwing bombs at civilians, isolate and taunt rogue leaders instead of pussy Democratic, Community Organizer, Obama-y stuff like negotiations or diplomacy because a former half-term governor and President of Facebook (who had seldom been out of Wasilla), knows a heckuva lot more about these things than any dumb illegal Kenyan terrorist elitist celebrity commie socialist, Harvard law school educated President (who's lived all over the world).

Of course, Obama doesn't seem to be too worried about Sarah Palin's sage wisdom regarding his new nuclear policy: "kinda like getting out there on the playground, a bunch of kids ready to fight, and one of the kids saying, 'Go ahead, punch me in the face and I'm not gonna retaliate.'"

Ummm, yeah Sarah, that's exactly what it's like.

Really makes you wonder why even the Sarah-smitten Republicans don't take our li'l Alaskan snowflake seriously.

And that's according to their favoritest fair and balanced Fox News, where a new poll shows 51% of registered Republican voters say Sarah Palin's support for a candidate would make them less likely to vote for that person, while only 25% say an endorsement from the ice queen herself would actually make them more likely to support that candidate.

Well then look likes Mr. Community Organizer NObama's doin' everything just about right. Oh, you betcha!

But please feel free to tell us what you see from your porch, darlin'!

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