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Thursday, April 15, 2010
Sarah Palin Wishes Barack Obama Would Love War Like A True American
Ugh, why can't Barack Obama start loving war like a real American?
A rough 'n tumble, real American, like Sarah Louise Palin, who understands America is only as strong as the number of civilians and non-combatants we kill with predator drones and unmanned aerial vehicles, preferably without either international or popular support.
Hello, this is America, home of the free and brave, not free and 'fraidy cat!
And sorry, NObama but one little war in Afghanistan is not good enough. NOT GONNA CUT IT, ya hear!?
Until Mr. Pussyfoot over here starts understanding we need to bomb MORE hospitals, MORE schools, and MORE unarmed gatherings of citizens like weddings and funerals, we will NEVER live up to our true potential, as the undisputed king of the jungle. The mighty lion, hear us Roarrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Instead, we're like little lambs to the slaughter. Bleat, bleat!
But, bomb, baby bomb, and we'll be strong like bull. Huff, huff!