Saturday, September 4, 2010

Jan Brewer Can't Remember Why She Started Doing This ‘Running For Governor’ Thing In The First Place!

Heroic Nazi-hunting Governor Jan Brewer is ready to lead the great Mexican-huntin', parched desert wasteland formerly known as Arizona, back to its White Power glory days...err, if she could only remember a single reason why or even a single word of her favoritest English language!

Warning: It's very painful. Or as Politico's Ben Smith notes, "reflects either an amazing lack of preparation, or sheer panic."

And likely, a hearty dose of stupidity too!

Apparently the Mexican speechwriters responsible for Jan Brewer’s opening statements all got deported!

¡Aye Carumba!

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