Sen. Charles Grassley is Fond of Tits, Particularly the Public Kind

Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA) is no stranger to saying ridiculous things about that terrible Barry man via his rather loose mouth or fast-flying Twitter-trained fingers.

Ol' Grassley also never passes up an opportunity to use his favoritest word "tit" whenever he humors sniveling, snot-faced journalists with his distinct oratory talents.

Like on C-SPAN's Washington Journal this morning, when Grassley attempts to reconcile his desperate, confusing life shrieking about the socialism that is health care reform while living off the fat of his (government subsidized) land for the past 50 or so years.

Grassley's response after a caller argued that as a public official, Grassley has been, in some ways, living off the government, including government subsidies on his farm:

GRASSLEY: For the first 16 years I made $3,000 every other year as a state legislator. Now do you expect me to live on $3,000 every other year? No I was a factory worker for 10 years and I was a farmer for that period of time and I farm with my son now. So if you’re trying to make a case that I’ve lived off the public tit all these years, I think you’re saying correctly in the years I’ve been in the Congress but not the years before I came to Congress.

So basically the moral of the story is if you are trying to make the point that Grassley is a walking contradiction who talks out of both sides of his mouth, making outrageous remarks but but little sense, save your energy people!

Grassley can handle that all by himself. He's a big boy!

From Mama Grassley's tit to the taxpayers', Grassley's been sucking his entire life.