After a seemingly eternal week or two without any artificial drama to bitch and moan about on her favoritest social networking site, proud Emperor of Facebook and trivial feuds of all kinds, Sarah Palin has finally found a dumb, insignificant comment to get her panties all in a twist, so people will stop ignoring her highness to instead talk about silly, unimportant things like jobs and health care.
Fresh off her victorious 432-page war on the written word known as the great Going Rogue assault, Sarah Palin has now declared war on a dangerous, new threat to humanity: 9½ fingered fiend, White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel. Rahmbo to those (un)fortunate enough to cross his path.
This time, the Alaskan queen's loaded gun of anger is being aimed directly at the White House's pugnacious point man for his latest, horrible affront to lovely Sarah Palin and special needs children around the world. And you best believe Miss Thang has the hammer cocked and her finger tight on the trigger!
You see, Sarah is very upset, no, make that devastated, over that terrible Rahm man's insensitive smackdown of Senate liberals (everyone's fave scapegoat!), describing their strategy to pressure Senate centrists as "fucking retarded."
Well, Mother Theresa of Alaska over here doesn't much care for meany language like that, especially when it comes from from someone as heartless and evil as the right-hand man of Satan himself, Barack Hussein Obama.
She simply will not stand for it, and is calling on President Obama to fire that no-good bastard Rahm...unless he too despises li'l Trigger and special needs babies everywhere.
And as any serious political heavyweight would, Sarah Palin naturally took her (retarded) fight to the Internets to issue an alert to her Facebook faithfuls, complete with the heading: "Are You Capable of Decency, Rahm Emanuel?"
"Yes, Rahm is known for his caustic, crude references about those with whom he disagrees, but his recent tirade against participants in a strategy session was such a strong slap in many American faces that our president is doing himself a disservice by seeming to condone Rahm's recent sick and offensive tactic."Shhhhhhh, if you're really quiet, you can actually hear Trig weeping in his crib right now.
"Just as we'd be appalled if any public figure of Rahm’s stature ever used the 'N-word' (newborn??) or other such inappropriate language, Rahm's slur on all God’s children with cognitive and developmental disabilities – and the people who love them – is unacceptable, and it's heartbreaking."
And to think, the dastardly comment would've gone largely unnoticed by the evil, elitist mainstream media (they love socialists!) if it wasn't for a true "patriot" hero in Massachusetts (Scott Brown?) whose own li'l bundle of joy also has Down Syndrome.
"A patriot in North Andover, Massachusetts, notified me of Rahm's "retarded" slam. I join this gentleman, who is the father of a beautiful child born with Down Syndrome, in asking why the Special Olympics, National Down Syndrome Society and other groups condemning Rahm’s degrading scolding have been completely ignored by the White House. No comment from his boss, the president?"
"As my friend in North Andover says, '"This isn't about politics; it's about decency. I am not speaking as a political figure but as a parent and as an everyday American wanting my child to grow up in a country free from mindless prejudice and discrimination, free from gratuitous insults of people who are ostensibly smart enough to know better... Have you no sense of decency, sir?'"
"Mr. President, you can do better, and our country deserves better."At least, sweet Sarah has the common decency to wait until she's all alone in the comfort of her home to call her own special needs baby "retarded."
-- Sarah Palin
No, not Levi Johnston, silly! We're talking about li'l Trig!
What are you "fucking retarded" (like the 12,903 fellow Facebookers dumb enough to actually "like" Sarah's incoherent, idiot post) or something??