Teabaggers Don't Understand Why The NAACP Thinks Mobs Of Armed White Men Trying To Take Back Their Country From Blacky NObama Is In Any Way Racist

First Lady of arm muscles Michelle Obama and her toned, sexy upper limbs headed down to America's #1 party destination Kansas City to attend the annual convention of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP), where the organization will, among other things, vote on a resolution condemning the Tea Party movement as "racist," which, while seemingly accurate, appears to have come about eight or so months too late.

NAACP leaders said the resolution was necessary to make people aware of what they believe is a racist element within the tea party movement. (A racist element??)

The resolution calls upon "all people of good will to repudiate the racism of the Tea Parties, and to stand in opposition to its drive to push our country back to the pre-civil rights era. (When America was still segregated and strong).

"I think a lot of people are not taking the tea party movement seriously, and we need to take it seriously," said Anita Russell, head of the Kansas City chapter of the NAACP. "We need to realize it's really not about limited government." (It's more about colored government!)

If voted on, the resolution will likely pass considering you don't need to be the freaking NAACP to know that mobs of middle aged white men holding up Obama monkey signs, waving the Confederate flag, and shouting "nigger and faggot" is indeed no less than some good, old fashioned racism. Christ, any dumb schmuck with working pairs of eyes and ears could tell you that! 

Err, except the actual human bags o' caffeinated spice 'n herbs doing the whole white hood 'n robe 'bagging for freedom thing.

“I just don’t see racism in the tea party movement,” said Brendan Steinhauser, director of campaigns for FreedomWorks, which organizes tea party groups. “Racism is something we’re absolutely opposed to.”

That's so weird! Because I always thought the Teabaggers have pretty much picked up the torch from Martin Luther King and the NAACP in leading the civil rights movement.

“The NAACP has more of a political agenda now, but I would hope that they would appreciate the fact that the tea party movement has a lot in common with the civil rights movement. I’m personally inspired by what the civil rights movement did, and I want them to know that.”

And I'm sure they'll totally appreciate it, too! Especially with your movement being the complete ideological opposite of the NAACP, and anathema to just about everything it stands for and holds sacred. Yes, I'm sure it means the world to them!

They positively adore all the nice little touches, because nothing shows how much you care like staging "Take Back The Country" Klan rallies protesting the illegal hijacking of the presidency by a smooth talking, chocolatey-lookin' fella with a funny name and funnier sounding birth certificate. Like what the hell is a certificate of live birth anyway? Sounds suspiciously Kenyan.

Isn't it so strange that anyone could possibly conceive of even so much as one, or all 100 percent of them, as racists?

Most of 'em are just proud White 'mericans who don't need no stinkin' government hands all over, telling them what (or who) they're allowed to shoot or words they're allowed to misspell cause of the Consti2shun 'n Jesus 'n stuff.

TEABAGGERS, racist? Hahahaha, wild, I know! Not this 'bagger party of all white people plus maybe one or two token blacks out of like thousands, for like diversity and proof that the entire organization is not one big ball of racist grand KKK wizards, with nooses & new testaments in their back pockets! Rather just like-minded middle aged white men who love Jeebus, freedom, guns, confederate flags, but simply HATE deficits and taxes, especially if it's a scary black man doing the taxin' and deficitin'!

It's not like they hate black people or anything like that. They love them! Especially the ones hooping it up on the b-ball court, rapping phatty beats, and filling up their prisons. It's filling up their White House and Executive branch they have the problem with.

But that doesn't mean they're terrible racists or anything!

Besides, it's like 'bagger-in-chief Brendan Steinhauser already told us, "I just don’t see racism in the tea party movement."

Well, at the very least, glad to see the 'baggers embracing one minority, the blind.

Which is a hell of a lot more than we can say for the lazy, finger-pointing NAACP who have nothing better to do than try to solve poverty and crime, find people in the country who are racist, and publicly decry them as such (even if having one convention a year means it's about eight months too late), and create millions more community organizers to ruin America with their brains and blackness, and desire to be counted as a full integer, not some lame fraction like 3/5ths, or whatever uppity, reverse racists like the NAACP are demanding now.

Ugh, get with the program people! Progress is sooooooooo last century! But, on the other hand, waistcoats and powdered wigs are all the rage these days. Hotttttttttt!